Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
So vagazzling was a success
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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