It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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