he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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