I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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