What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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