Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
