I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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