Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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