I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My bed smells like the plague
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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