Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize