Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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