You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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