I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
should my penis look like a turkey
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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