i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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