i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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