Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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