I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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