she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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