I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
