turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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