I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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