forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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