yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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