There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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