The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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