Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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