Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
