Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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