wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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