So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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