There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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