I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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