You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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