i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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