Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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