On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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