Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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