ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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