at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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