If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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