i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
