Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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