Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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