I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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