Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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