If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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