The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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