love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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