i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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