Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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