Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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