benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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