Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
