I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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