Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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